Behemoth, Goblet, Ward 7, Plot 38
Established 3 7AE
Behemoth, Goblet, Ward 7, Plot 38
Menu
All food and drink is on the house.
Drink
For Ala Mojito!
Our supply of mint has been liberated from the grips of the Garlean Empire, allowing for the return of this legendary drink.
For Ala Mojito!
Drunken Tonberry
Fig, vanilla, lemon juice and vodka gives this drink a pink color along with a sweet but sour taste.
The Ascian-Wallbanger
A mixture of the finest vodka, fresh-squeezed orange juice and a dash of herbal liqueur. Served on the rocks.
The Kings Cup
A blend of five rums, pineapple and coconut juice, and house made syrups makes this sweet, tropical drink something to be remembered.
Dwarven Coffee
Start your day off right with fresh made coffee, cream liqueur and a healthy amount of dwarven high-proof whisky.
(Beard and grumpy demeanor not included)
Kumbhira
Melon liqueur, pineapple juice, and a splash of cream make a vibrant and flavorful tropical drink.
Ishgard Sour
Whisky, lemon juice, and simple syrup are shaken and poured into a chilled rocks glass with a float of red wine added to the top.
Leihgarita
Named after an old friend. Mixed to be their favorite color.
Cactuar's Hot Weenie
An unlikely combination of cactuar tequila and hot sauce give this drink its signature kick. Ask Jade if you want to know more!
Zero
If you're looking for something strong, look no further than this vivid concoction of mysterious origin. Be sure to pace yourself with this one.
Doman Tea
"Elric, we need something for people who don't drink."
"Then why are they at a bar?"
"I'll make it just... add it to the menu."
"Chee!"
Food
Pizza
Name something that goes better with a night of drinking, I'll wait.
Salted Pretzels
Served with warm cheese and mustard dipping sauces.
Staff
Co-founders Allison Dazkar and Elric Highmore
Art by @raedrawsstuff
Jade Yildris
Eager to help out a friend, Jade took up a position as a bartender at the Gin Ironic. A adventurer by trade and previously a patron known by multiple monikers (if you know, you know), he's happy to take the time to slow down and take a breather to serve a drink or two.
Zhai Kheni
Zhai is officially just a "translator", a dubious position that notably doesn't include a license to serve drinks. This has not stopped her, and no one has complained thus far.
Camelia Merritt
Camelia never planned on becoming a bartender, but circumstances thrust her into the role, and she now looks forward to her nights behind the counter. Though Vanity may be the undisputed head honcho of the Gin Ironic, Camelia is their mother, leaving the establishment's actual chain of command a bit of a mystery.
Vanity
Chee?
Staff Note: The legal owner of the Gin Ironic. Seriously, we got the papers to prove it.
Lucia Noir
Eliara Fletchling
Sarkis
Allison Dazkar
Elric Highmore
Something to consider
Given the Gin Ironic's rich history, it is natural for boundaries to develop over time for the sake of a smooth and fun RP experience within the venue.Do keep in mind that these are not hard set rules in any fashion. These are primarily to establish some sense of guidelines so that patrons can know what to expect.That being said, any behavior that is deemed disruptive within the Gin Ironic property is subject to staff discretion, and actions may be carried out accordingly.
‣ All levels of roleplay, be it lite, in-depth, or otherwise, are accepted. Try to keep OOC chatter to a minimum, however.‣ The Gin Ironic is meant to be a public place to relax. Please be considerate of how the tone and content of your RP may be interpreted by other patrons.‣ Actively hostile RP is forbidden. You will be asked to leave if you start, or engage with, a fight.